Wanna ride the ferris wheel?

Okay, guys, listen.

I’ll go out to Tumblr HQ and suck as much dick as necessary until the staff pulls back the changes that are supposed to be rolling out.

Then I’ll fuck them all in the ass once they do it.  As punishment.

Deal?

Mmmm…some more delicious ass for me to take.

s0breeezy replied to your post: There’ve been some sweet asses showing up in my…

Well, alright then.

champboundnate:

marleymai:

hikeranthony:

champboundnate:

[heeds Marley’s advice and starts backing away with his hands up in front of his chest] 

Ah, no bro I’m fine……………I’m sure someone else would love to though……

and that someone isn’t me

That’s what Black said, too.

[His eyes narrowed.]  You know, you look kind of like him.  Maybe if I squint while I’m doing my business it’ll jsut be like being with him…

what’s the diameter of your anal cavity, by the way?

#marley can’t save you now

For good measure, she tossed a molotov cocktail with her free arm upon whisking him away.

[Nate is hit by the explosion and knocked out and right before he passes out he prays that hiker anthony doesn’t get a hold of his unconscious body.]

[Growling, Anthony shook his walking stick at the departing Marley and Nate.]

I’ll get those sweet buns someday!  YOU CAN’T RUN FOREVER!

champboundnate:

hikeranthony:

champboundnate:

hikeranthony:

There’ve been some sweet asses showing up in my neck of the woods lately…

very…

sweet…

asses…

Uhhh………………………………………excuse me?

[licks lips]

wanna ride the ferris wheel with me?

[heeds Marley’s advice and starts backing away with his hands up in front of his chest] 

Ah, no bro I’m fine……………I’m sure someone else would love to though……

and that someone isn’t me

That’s what Black said, too.

[His eyes narrowed.]  You know, you look kind of like him.  Maybe if I squint while I’m doing my business it’ll jsut be like being with him…

what’s the diameter of your anal cavity, by the way?

champboundnate:

hikeranthony:

There’ve been some sweet asses showing up in my neck of the woods lately…

very…

sweet…

asses…

Uhhh………………………………………excuse me?

[licks lips]

wanna ride the ferris wheel with me?

There’ve been some sweet asses showing up in my neck of the woods lately…

very…

sweet…

asses…

I haven’t put my penis in anyone’s anal cavity in a while.

That Eusine boy had some nice buns…

apres-leventnord started following you

You skinned that Suicune to get that suit, didn’t you?  That’s messed up, man.

meganebel:

hikeranthony:

meganebel:

Isn’t this Pokemon like super cute?

The Professor told me it was a Cleffa. I wonder if there are any around Unova. I’d like to have one for myself.

Hmmm, I wonder if Cheren knows anything about them?

I have one for you.

Awww, it’s even in a hiker outfit!

Wait a minute… [Realizes who she is talking too]

UWAAAA! It’s the ferris wheel rapist!

[Runs away]

Wait no I have another one!

Look what they do together!

(Source: willfosho)